2006-07-31 17:14:01 · 22 answers · asked by Jason 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
why do you wanna do "Funny" things to her, do something romantic instead. wake her up around a bunch of petals, a sunset or whatever.
unless she is a clown of course then i think she would appreciate more something "funny".
2006-07-31 17:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Nia24 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay so if she is like a lot of women, she doesn't necessarily turn the light on to go to the restroom at night and usually leads to the man getting yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down right?
Well you need to get some Saran's wrap and wrap the top of the toilet up, that way when she goes to sit and pee she will end up peeing all over herself. I have done it to some1 b4 the end result was priceless..It also depends if you want it to be funny to the both of you o r just you.
2006-07-31 17:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by mystique_dragon4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say funny things. My dirty mind can think of a lot of erotic things to do that she would love, and wouldn't wake her up, and it wouldn't be sick or grotesque. Funny things, however, would be like moving her to a different place so that she is really confused when she wakes up, or the old classic of putting her hand in warm water, making her have to go pee really bad. I guess I don't have many funny things. If it was me, I'd get a feather or a soft fuzzy stuffed animal and rub all over her body, concentrating on certain parts. Rub really lightly, not waking her up. The static electricity and the sensation of the light, fuzzy touch will have her so turned on when she wakes up, she'll attack you like never before.
2006-07-31 17:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by papag7222000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she is an exceedingly sound sleeper, invite a guy chum over that she does not comprehend. make advantageous she's lined up nicely. And stand on the foot of the mattress with your chum and characteristic the guy study from the bible like he's appearing a wedding ceremony ceremony for the two considered one of you!
2016-10-01 08:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by bjorne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gently blow on her. Get creative as to where.
Lightly tickle her.
Gently reposition her into odd positions.
Get her to hug various stuffed animals.
Take photos of her hugging the various stuffed animals.
Draw on her with soft markers.
Wisper sweet things into her ear.
Paint her toe nails.
Give her soft kisses in sensitive spots.
Bring coffee or other nice smelling items into the room.
Decorate the room with flowers.
Tie her up with soft ropes.
Make her breakfast and carry it to the room.
2006-07-31 17:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by Plasmapuppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean the house, do the washing, wash the dishes, put out the rubbish. She will think this is very funny when she wakes up.
2006-07-31 17:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by SmokeyGun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no. be creative. get out her makeup and paint her face funny. stick stuff in her hair. dress her funny. mess with her head.
ps is smokey gun available? just once i should wake up to that!
2006-07-31 17:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by foxfirevigil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat her out
..not exactly funny but yeah.
2006-07-31 17:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by ButterflyAngel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put whip cream or shaving cream in her hand...then tickle her face...she will get it all over her face. I did that to a drunken friend one night...and it was hilarious!! Or, if you are feeling spiteful...put hot sauce on her upper lip...I did that to my husband..haha!! He woke up and had to put an ice pack on his mouth...lol.
Let me know what you do and what happens. :)
2006-07-31 17:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Kristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you dip her hand in warm water she will pee herself.
Now, do you find that funny, that is up to you.
2006-07-31 17:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by MrPurrfect 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋