A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
2006-07-31 17:01:55 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
every time bob headed toward joe's house, joe knew he was gonna borrow something.
"not this time", joe said to his wife
"i wonder if you'll be using your weed whacker today?",bob asked
joe: "gee, sorry, actually, i plan on using it all day"
so bob says..."in that case... mind if i borrow your golf clubs???"
2006-07-31 17:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by dwh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put Tiger Woods up there and everybody on the PGA would be a better shot.
2006-08-01 00:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the 17th tee, jack sliced his shot deep in the ravine,
he took his 8 iron,
and climbed down to find his ball,
finally he found it next to a skeleton holding an 8 iron...
"pete!... i got problems here!!"
"what's up, jack?"
"toss my wedge down here... you cant get out with an 8 iron!"
2006-08-01 01:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. it would be bad he actually did hit it that 4 & knock his wife out. Hurt her bad one. His buddies wouldnt be laughin then
2006-08-01 00:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by SEXYCOWGIRL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i will be spreading this and i'll make sure i say that i got it from someone from the computer with his name as 'iamigloo'!! by the way are you male or female??
2006-08-01 00:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice change man usually you make me laugh by answering but tonight........tonight you make me laugh in ALL ways
2006-08-01 00:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe yep i'm telling this one to my dad lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 00:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahha lol that joke is sooo funny and emagine if he made it!!! you cracking me up
2006-08-01 00:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa funny
2006-08-01 01:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-08-01 00:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋