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DUTIES FOR GOD

1. Show himself(visually) once a year

2. Tell us which belief is the right belief once a year

3. Give explanations for natural dissasters once a year

4. Kill the Devil

5. Do magic tricks for Atheists so we can know he's really God

6. Run for president

7. Help doctors find a cure for cancer

8. Marry the tooth fairy

9. Write a new bible that doesn't have contradictions

10. Apologize for allowing religious wars

2006-07-31 17:01:42 · 7 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

Yeah... I'd like to see the talking snake, with legs. And maybe we can get him to do the trick where he makes the bears come down from the woods and devour about 3 dozen or so ill-mannered children... down at the mall would be a good place for that.

2006-07-31 17:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What does God call it? Preach love too them? Lets see what God says, to do with them.

You have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers.

An Atheist is a scoffer. The WORD of God, clearly tells you the filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Paslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.

God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".

Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own words.

They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.

God's Word said it. By God's definition. There is NO opinion.

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

2006-07-31 17:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry , but you seem to think that God is supposed to serve you. It's actually the other way around. Still because he is merciful he allows you to decide. If you really don't want to worship him that is your decision to make. But if you really hate him so much that you would mock him then you must want to spend eternity in a place with out him or any of his influence. That is called hell.
You decide.

2006-07-31 17:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0 0

Well, if god's anything like his hypocritical, brain-dead followers, he/she/it would be too lazy and too stupid to do any of the things you listed. He/she/it would probably be too busy cutting-and-pasting religious B.S. into all the religious questions in this forum and way too busy touching little boys like noble priests do.

2006-07-31 17:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THAT'S CUTE I SEE U HAVE PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT IN THIS QUESTION BUT UNFOURNAETLY GOG IS GOD ALL BY HIMSELF HE DOES WHAT HE DOES AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO AND REPENT . I SEE YOU WHEN YOU COME GO NOW.

2006-07-31 17:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

amazing insight

excellent excellent

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2006-07-31 19:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 0 0

YOUR GAY! SEE U IN HELL!

2006-07-31 17:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by hop along casidy 2 · 0 0

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