Today I crapped a nice solid one and I hardly had to wipe at all. How can I get one of those solid, no wipe ones every time?
Please forgive me.
2006-07-31 17:00:48 · 10 answers · asked by Karasu 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Eat more fiber. That will firm things up.
Shredded wheat, etc...
2006-07-31 17:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by PreviouslyChap 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you're so lazy to wipe it you should've wedged your underwear between them cheeks right away if it's that dry.
truth is fudge-like turds are signs of better digestive system rather than those rock-solid, toiltet-paper-friendly kinds. but any rate... fire away dude.
2006-08-01 00:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by daddygo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good luck on getting a nother one u might be dehydrated ! thats y it was solid or u were constipated and made ur self crap becare full
2006-08-01 00:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by SImmone W. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have flushed. If you want to repeat the results, you should have pooped on paper towel.
Then put the poop in your mouth and eat it. The next time you poop, repeat these steps again.
2006-08-01 00:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
olive oil. if you drink a tablespoon of olive oil, not only will it keep you regular (or make you go if you're constipated), because of the oil, it makes it slide right out!! LMAO!!!
that's a gross question :o
2006-08-01 00:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Roger Rabbit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a good laugh!!!!
I hate the ones that you have to use half a roll of towelet paper to get your butt clean!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-08-01 00:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's wierd. Just keep eating what ever you were eating yesterday.
2006-08-01 00:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by maimarleybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat the same thing that you ate today.
2006-08-01 00:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha eewwwwwwwww hahaha!!!!!
2006-08-01 00:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by leakser68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idiot!
2006-08-01 00:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by whuvahgut? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋