2006-07-31 16:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope if I ever end up in heaven I'll get a card to get into hell for a break.
All the Christian rock and Morman's would P*ss me right off.
2006-08-04 08:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you think hell will be like? A hot conference room with regular working sessions and breaks? Buddy, you are misguided. Hell is a place, burning hot and surely a prison. There are no outlets and no getaways. Remember in the story of Lazarus the beggar and the rich man!! It was told to the rich man that it was not possible for anyone to cross over from hell. Once you are there, its forever. Its a one way ticket, man. Better not try for that!!!!
2006-07-31 19:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by sunilbernard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you go to hell, Heaven will not be a choice, your choice will be made and then God will no longer know you. Remember that hell is seven times hotter than any fire on earth. Now do you want to go there and find out? As far as id's what good will that be when you are burning in hell with no mercy. No one will care who you are.
2006-07-31 17:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by cricket 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is part of the plan of GOD - then yes. Would humans like the plan of GOD - if we could understand it? (of course) No one knows.
You ask a good question. Keep the leadership on their toes. Make them earn the position, (not just fill it, this will cause trouble - their human nature will fail their testing and greed, lust, etc may take hold.) Ask hard questions that give them trouble.
Actually after they answer a tough question - they and you will be amazed at the feeling of being closer to GOD.
Keep up the fight.
2006-07-31 16:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask one God something glaring like what coloration is my blouse or something if he tells the reality then do the different of what the different guy says. If the first take care of lies then do what the second one guy tells you.
2016-11-27 05:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by tormey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that why Hitler tattooed the jews, so god could keep track of them and not let one slip through the cracks. we should have helped then, now we really have a mess on our hands...............
2006-07-31 16:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by truthteller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? There will be no breaks in Hell... sorry.
2006-07-31 16:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by ???? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!! What fellowship dose light have to do with darkness.
2006-07-31 16:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by rag1875 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaaaaaaa.....ummmmmmmmm...no....but quite a whitty question.... a tad misguided of which Im totally sure you know... ( Im smiling right now.... ) Jesus is real....
2006-07-31 16:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no...and they'll never get through the Gates....
2006-07-31 16:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋