my neice told me to ask this silly questions
2006-07-31 16:08:29 · 15 answers · asked by Heather 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
2006-07-31 16:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by chrismt_2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get the Cluck away from all of the papperazzi who keep asking where he's going or what came first, himself or the egg.
2006-07-31 23:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont even know the answer 2 that lol
2006-07-31 23:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by gcw1212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chrismt_2003 answer was amazing. you should give her the 10 points.
2006-08-01 00:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anna.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-31 23:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by pinksparklyturtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to lay eggs
2006-07-31 23:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a car was coming and he was drunk.
2006-07-31 23:46:02 · answer #7 · answered by krackocloud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like Chrst_m's answer
2006-07-31 23:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to prove he wasn't turkey
2006-08-01 12:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by austin_penguin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get jiggy with a rooster
2006-08-01 15:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋