My neighbor was moving today and asked me if I could help.
I was happy to oblige and so I helped him out for a few hours.
When we were all done he walked up to me and said, "Timmy, you as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ar$e."
I said, "excuse me? What do you mean?"
He said, "Oh nevermind! I have to get this stuff moved to my new place. Forget about it."
So he started up the truck and started waving good-bye. I quickly asked him for his new address and if I would be welcome to come visit him in a few weeks. He replied, "Timmy, you're about as welcome as a fart in a telephone booth. See ya later turd."
I started to think is a fart welcome really welcome in a telephone booth? Now I am confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!
Do you think I can go visit him? Am I just being paranoid?
10 points to whomever gives me the best advice!
2006-07-31
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