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My neighbor was moving today and asked me if I could help.
I was happy to oblige and so I helped him out for a few hours.
When we were all done he walked up to me and said, "Timmy, you as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ar$e."
I said, "excuse me? What do you mean?"
He said, "Oh nevermind! I have to get this stuff moved to my new place. Forget about it."
So he started up the truck and started waving good-bye. I quickly asked him for his new address and if I would be welcome to come visit him in a few weeks. He replied, "Timmy, you're about as welcome as a fart in a telephone booth. See ya later turd."

I started to think is a fart welcome really welcome in a telephone booth? Now I am confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!
Do you think I can go visit him? Am I just being paranoid?
10 points to whomever gives me the best advice!

2006-07-31 16:06:02 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Just go visit him........... if he does not like the visit...... kick him in the balls

2006-07-31 17:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

First I would suggest to you that you should've run after the man screaming his name and "why don't you love me what have I done." Next you are bout as paranoid as a cat in a pool surrounded by dogs.......so not at all. And last of course you should go visit him he is your new bff and that bond will never be broken.

2006-07-31 23:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0 0

You sound about as confused as a "tumbleweed in a tornado." In my own two cents, I recommend that you locate your ex-neighbor and visit him around the time the "cows are coming home." Provide him with a generous gift of cheap dishtowels from the $1 store. Then mention to him, "your new home is about as nice as a bucket of hampster vomit."

2006-07-31 23:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0 0

to be serious, A fart would not be welcomed in a telephone booth because it contains a highly offensive odor to it that lingers(that's my scientific deduction!)...NOW, to the blind lesbian in a fish market ~~ I guess you are as confused as a NEW ARRESTEE WITH A BRAND NEW BAR OF SOAP!!!

2006-07-31 23:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He sounds like he could be an a$$ when he wants too. So why not visit him when a$$ and turd goes together.

2006-07-31 23:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by volleyball55morrow 4 · 0 0

If you need to ask if you should visit him, then you really are one french fry short of a happy meal!

2006-07-31 23:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 0

You could try, but I'm thinking your reception would be as cold as a nun's passion.

2006-07-31 23:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When you were carrying his stuff out you should've yelled," If you'd pay your bill on time we have to take this back!"

2006-08-01 00:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0 0

sure you want to visit him he used you like a gay one night stand he just wanted hi S#%^ packed.

2006-07-31 23:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Eva A 2 · 0 0

dont ya ever visit him

2006-07-31 23:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0 0

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