2006-07-31 15:55:16 · 27 answers · asked by m 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I excuse myself and head for the bathroom
HOWEVER, THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME, BECAUSE I "WASH" MINE!!!
2006-07-31 15:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Cleaning it is not all ways the issue. Some just have a hairy @ss and it iches. I would go to the crapper and wipe it real good myself just in case it was dirty and that aswell gives it the scraching it so much wants.
This is more of a problem with men beingthe hair. Or you could have a roid.
If there was on place to go hide I would just scrach the hell out of it and yeall "damn my @ss iches!"
2006-07-31 16:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by Don K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u squeeze ur cheeks together real hard then go to a bathroom and wet some tissue and wipe it. that should help unless u have hemorrhoids. then u'll just have to keep squeezing and make sure the tissue is soft an cold, till u can get some ointment or something.
2006-07-31 16:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by keldog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for a pole and rub your butt hole along it.
2006-08-01 05:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go in the bathroom and take care of the problem. It usually involves cleaning the area well.
2006-07-31 15:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by parachute 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if im with my friends i itch it and dont care but i do if there is a hott guy around if im alone or with family i just try to hide behind someone
2006-07-31 16:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by kimm_y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself to a private corner and scratch away! I also agree with a previous poster.....washing helps.
2006-07-31 15:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lilah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a public restroom & wipe my
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2006-07-31 15:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Rick A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give myself an atomic wedgie then rip the sides of my gaunch so it can pull it off.
2006-07-31 16:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Rare Indigo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to the bathroom but, if no bathroom is available, I would sit on it and wiggle but in a nonchalant way.
2006-07-31 16:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by BONNIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the nearest stranger to scratch it for me
2006-07-31 16:00:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋