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Dear Friends,

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C.
Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never
told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone
else's money.

Thank you.
The George W. Bush Monument Committee


P.S. The Committee has so far raised $1.35

Answer 1

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Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

i dont get it... hmm... still not clicking... ok. i officially dont get it. - OH i get it now

Answer 4

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Answer 5

LOL

Answer 6

LOL!!!