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2006-07-31 15:49:58 · 21 answers · asked by Allfather's Ravens 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know what the right answer is (and all other possibilities are wrong).
2006-07-31 15:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am the only person who can solve the Middle East Crisis! Just hand me the podium!
P/S: Of course this is just a boast. I don't think anybody can solve the ME crisis anytime soon.
2006-07-31 23:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Seraph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I sneeze I create a new universe and kill this one. But I like the people in this one so I make sure everyone in the new universe has all the memories of the old .....
....Achoo!
Happy birthday everyone!
2006-07-31 22:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by Eldritch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read Dr. Seuss' "The Big Brag." It's in "Yertle the Turtle and other stories."
2006-07-31 22:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is dobbs?
Btoo
2006-07-31 22:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God told me that I'm right and you're wrong. Case closed.
He also said to tell you to give me the 10 points.
2006-07-31 22:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, my God loves you? Actually, He does. It's not a boast, at least from my side. UC Steve.
2006-07-31 22:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to wear a third shoe to keep from getting road rash on the end of my penis?
2006-07-31 22:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by not coming back 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I created the universe.
2006-07-31 22:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by CaptWags 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is DEAD!
that is about as outrageous a boast there is
2006-07-31 23:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oxygen needs me to survive.
2006-07-31 22:55:04 · answer #11 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋