I was trying to read yet another few lines of this story, but once again I couldn't make it! At least this time I didn't black out, but now I have spit everywhere.
Please read the following and tell me what it means. Thanks!
Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Success to the successful thistle-sifter!
2006-07-31 15:46:20 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That'th a thuper thtory, you thilly gooth!
***wiping thpit off mythelf***
2006-07-31 16:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Another tongue twister to test the speed of your reading. I hate them. Tell me some more funny stories, like the neighbor that moved recently.
2006-07-31 23:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch.....guess he wasn't a successful thistle-sifter after all huh? well thats good advice there...nobodys perfect!
2006-08-01 00:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man.... My brain hurts just from trying to read that! I agree, Close the book and never open it again!
2006-07-31 22:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by mom_of_4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stop before you hurt yourself!
2006-07-31 22:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by finkksta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLOSE the book
2006-07-31 22:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by Eva A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would have had more success with a STICK!!
2006-07-31 22:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋