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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT

THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS THERE.



NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO

CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.



SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE

DEVISED A METHOD TO SORT THE OFFERINGS.



THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN

MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF

ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

2006-07-31 15:38:54 · 10 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Wonder what the worshippers pray for mostly? Hit the jackpot? Or to forgive them their sins?

2006-07-31 15:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by boohoo101 3 · 0 0

According to the Archdioces of Las Vegas web site there are 17 Catholic Churches in Las Vegas.

There are a lot more than 17 casinos in Las Vegas.

Go to confession before you receive Holy Communion. Lying is a sin.

2006-07-31 22:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0 0

Not a surprise , the catholic church never has had God in it in the first place , they are probably the ones running all of vegas

2006-07-31 22:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0 0

LMAO! Catholicism is corrupt and occult worship. It's satan's way of making Mary look big and Jesus look small.

2006-07-31 22:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a joke I heard about two weeks ago.

2006-07-31 22:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0 0

Well I bet you didn't know that what you just posted isn't a question!

2006-07-31 22:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by heterophobicgirl 5 · 0 0

Didn't know that. Do you have a source to back it up?

2006-07-31 22:44:17 · answer #7 · answered by shominyyuspa 5 · 0 0

Are you serious? That's wild.

2006-07-31 22:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA!!!!!

2006-07-31 22:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by Redbird 2 · 0 0

LMAO! :)

2006-07-31 22:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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