trying to stump the kids at my summer camp??
2006-07-31 15:11:55 · 10 answers · asked by yomomma 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye!
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian!
What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!
What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant!
What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant!
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants!
there are plenty more where these came from.. look at the site I included.
2006-07-31 18:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by italliansweety67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are lost in a forest. The forest is between two villages. In village A live only liars, they always lie. In village B people always tell the truth. You want to go to village B. Then you see a man from village A or B. You can ask him only one question.
Which question will you ask him to know for sure where village B is?
Ask the man which city he lives in. He will always point to village B.
A butcher goes to the market with $100 cash. He has to buy exactly 100 animals. There are cows, geese and chicken for sale. A cow costs $15, a goose is $1 and a chicken costs $0.25. He has to buy at least one of each animal and has to spend all his money.
What does the butcher buy?
3 cows, 41 geese and 56 chicken
2006-07-31 22:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by steeve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what runs around a farm but never moves? -a fence
why did the farmer put the pig pen on the shady side of the barn? -to keep the pigs in
what has four wheels and flies? -a dumpster
what word has ten letters and starts with g-a-s? -automobile
2006-07-31 22:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by victor obadiah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Music Stops and she Dies.
Answer - She's a blind tight rope walker and her cue that she's reached the end of the rope and can step up on the platform is that the music is stopped. Unfortuantly the music stopped to soon. She stepped off, fell and died.
2006-07-31 22:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by ksn_23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one knight, a king and a queen got on a boat
the next day 3 people got off the boat. how is this possible? they were the only ones on the boat no captain etc.
reason its hard.....they will think the knight is a night as in moon and stars rather shining armor
2006-07-31 23:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by freeperson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dear dad told me this years ago. It always stumps everyone. Ready?
The one who makes it, sells it.
The one who buys it, doesn't use it.
The one who uses it never sees it.
What is it?
I don't want to give the answer away on this forum. AND I don't want to give out my email here either. Add your email to your question and if you request it, ....I'll send you the answer. But someone knows this for sure. It's an old one.
2006-07-31 22:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by ktltel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a bottle and a stopper cost a dollar and a dime, The bottle cost a dollar more than the stopper, How much did the stopper cost?
2006-07-31 22:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how young the kids are but here is one.
What is white and black and red all over?
answer; the newspaper
2006-07-31 22:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well what is white and round there is a billion of them they might say snowball if they say it just say it was sugarball
2006-07-31 22:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by greysstanes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-31 22:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋