Subject: PROUD TO be BROWN
A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he
was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man
behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen
pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN. When I grew up, I was BROWN.
"When I'm sick, I'm BROWN. When I go in the sun, I 'm BROWN. When
I'm cold, I 'm BROWN. When I die, I'll be BROWN. But you pendejo....
When you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're
sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you turn red. When
you're cold, you turn blue, and when you die, you turn purple. And you have
the nerve to call me colored? Chinga tu Madre, puto!!!"
If you are a real Mexican pass this on to 15 true Mexicans u
know...keep the brown pride!
2006-07-31 15:02:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
lol.Thats a good one.
2006-07-31 15:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
bravo-i love a good joke
ironhead-this is no different than a blond joke or a Pollock joke, don't be so sensitive. and when white people die, many times they do turn purple, it's called mottling, it's caused by the blood pooling in the extremities
2006-08-01 11:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by thelogicalferret 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke was first circulated regarding a black person long ago. It may even be in Malcolm X's book. Or maybe it was Dick Gregory. (And yes, I know there is a vast difference. But their books had a similar strain of humor.)
2006-07-31 15:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by DAR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny but the intention is nonsense. Mexicans are pretty much Europeans with some american aborigne thrown in.
2006-07-31 15:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lupin IV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am brown, but gladly not a mexican.
Your "brown pride" just left, hear the flushing sound?
Now THATS funny!
2006-07-31 16:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Renegade. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being against illegal immigration has nothing to do with race. It is a matter of wanting all people to obey the law. Your question, on the other hand, indicates that you are a racist.
PS: - I am not white.
2006-07-31 15:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by A Person 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I m so lucky born to be smart white, brown is dirty and look stupid and most NO IQ
2006-07-31 16:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sad that your brain is so underdeveloped that you couldn't think of an original joke and like someone that is typical of your race, had to steal it. I am not surprised. I just flushed your brown pride....hear it?!!! (swirling)
Refer back to Kelly's answer, pinche pandejo.....
2006-07-31 21:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny,lol.
2006-07-31 16:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Patriot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thief! That joke was old and you stole it. Hilarious you can't write new material. That is okay, I am sure you will find yet another one to plagiarize.
2006-07-31 15:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not only stealing jobs from black Americans but their jokes as well.
2006-07-31 15:15:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋