2006-07-31 14:56:47 · 26 answers · asked by doubleclick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why don't you go
look for Winnie the Pooh?
2006-07-31 16:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
aren't all these flowers a lovely hue?
When's the last time, that we stopped to admire?
Let's all take a moment, before we expire!
HA! I just wrote that! Love ya!
2006-07-31 22:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
My Butt Itches
And It Reminds Me Of You!
2006-07-31 22:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by jake mills 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, violets are blue,
When i looked up, I got ten points from you!!!
Thank you.
2006-07-31 22:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Small boy to small girl--
Roses are Red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back?
Small girl to small boy--
Roses are red, and so is wine. Why are your pants, as empty as mine?
2006-07-31 22:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by nzwlmmz16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You could wind up dead
If you really wanted to
2006-07-31 22:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by good_idea_gone_bad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I like peanut butter,
can you swim?
2006-07-31 22:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sugar is sweet and so are you.... But the roses are dying, the violets are dead, the sugar jars empty and so is your head!
2006-07-31 22:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by victor obadiah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...sugar is sweet; and so are you.
...If skunks had a college, They would call it P.U.
...Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.
...I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.
...Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are greying,
The violets are dead, The sugar is lumpy, And so is your head
...All my base Are belong to you
2006-07-31 22:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by victorygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you!!
2006-07-31 22:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by mark s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That old guy who couldn't see
was named Mr. Magoo
2006-07-31 22:02:54 · answer #11 · answered by L.B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋