Once a guy actually walked up to me in a club and said, "Hi, I'm Dan. My herpes is in remission. Can I buy you a drink?"
Funniest answer gets 10 pts.
2006-07-31 14:20:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here's another one I just remembered:
"Hey, baby, don't I owe you money?"
2006-07-31 15:00:04 · update #1
the lamest pick up line for me is "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" my reply to that one is "unfertilized"
2006-07-31 14:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by hippety_h0ppety 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I've never had a guy use a pick up line but here are some dumb ones...
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
2006-07-31 14:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Got_a_question? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have a bet with my friends, they´ll give me 50 euro´s if I kiss you within the next ten minutes. Comply and you´ll get half."
It´ll cost more than 25 euro´s to kiss you when you are obviously an asshole.
2006-07-31 14:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a guy, I as quickly as observed a guy (classmate), watching that female on the table in front human beings, and he smiles together with his creepy face, and his bald head, thinking he's "alluring", then the female informed him with good voice "you wanna say something???" and his smile at modern-day fell off, and his face became grim, and scared, he suggested "no, no!, no longer something" lol that became worse pickup line i've got seen on women.
2016-11-03 10:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby whats happenin?"
"I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
"My wife's out of town wanna get together?"
"I don't care if you are married, if you don't care that I am"
"I am from another country and I want new friends" That one is the only one that worked! I dated the guy until he left the country.
2006-07-31 14:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What up shortie"
"Yo fat ***"
" Wanna come to my house for a lil while"
"Hey sexi"
"Yo mommy, can I holla"
and sometime they would just whistle. I'm 15 and this guy probably 35 or somethin said "hmm, u smelling good" and touched my hair.
2006-07-31 14:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by Vanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This fool told me one day in the club that he was looking for a quality woman. A woman to complete him, a woman that can be like his adam's rib. My dumb *** fell for it of course.
2006-07-31 14:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by adkfoaiefnafedw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
2006-07-31 14:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One guy approached me, an american and said " i was wondering if you've shaved ur pussy, you look extremely hot"
2006-07-31 14:28:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jah know star, my girl you gotti.
2006-07-31 14:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Diabla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋