2006-07-31 14:12:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hold on if you can. I'm on my way over , I've got chuck Norris with me and we're going to kick some ninja a$$. hold tight buddy and take a couple aspirins. those lousy bastards.
2006-07-31 14:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by steve b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop typing and take action to prevent further loss of bodily parts via the ninja. This may require you asking the ninja to stop, or going away from the ninja, or pursuading the ninja to leave. Then check, are you dead? If not, then you should do something about the massive blood loss you are experiencing. If you can stop the blood loss, call for an ambulance to take you to hospital. While riding in the ambulance remember some clues about the ninja that you can relate to the police, for example, was the ninja polite?
2006-07-31 14:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by SmokeyGun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play sports
2006-07-31 14:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by supra02@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's only a flesh wound!
Time to collect some ninja balls.
2006-07-31 14:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go cut off his
2006-07-31 14:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by adkfoaiefnafedw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use ure super kewl matrix powers to fend him off while using the force to dial the police to get an ambulance there
2006-07-31 14:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you need to go on a talk show because typing with no arms is a great accomplishment!
2006-07-31 14:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by customclean95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah...you still have legs...and teeth! Hop to it, kick that ninja's @ss and then chew his head off!
2006-07-31 14:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down. I just called 911 and told them.
2006-07-31 14:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thats so not funny lol...i saw a guy once at a bowling alley with no hands and kept score writing with his toes...now how kewl is that?
2006-07-31 14:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋