A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time you let me poot me hand on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her leg. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
2006-07-31 13:48:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow!!! lol thats pretty funny.....din'na ye think it's aboot time ye gave me ten points
2006-07-31 13:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest was once this guy who was once approximately 60, he appeared like a homeless individual however honestly had a position to are living. He absolutely had a few intellectual problems (however I'm now not making amusing of that). He walked throughout and seemed flawlessly completely happy. I noticed him in a Friendly's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He was once consuming an ice cream cone, had it far and wide his face, moustache, beard, and it simply seemed so adorable given that he did not care, he was once simply lovin' it!
2016-08-28 14:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's all right to tell jokes like that as long as they're only about Scots. Now, if you had told that exact same joke about a Jew, everybody would know what a pitiful racist excuse for a human being you were.
DON'T TELL JOKES LIKE THAT ABOUT SCOTS, EITHER!
2006-07-31 14:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
2006-07-31 13:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by pink_latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang, i'm slow.
had 2 read it almost 3 times to get it.
however, i have done others that in the past; didn't realize my own medicine.
2006-07-31 14:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's so funny, and a whole lot less racist than most of the stuff I read here!
2006-07-31 13:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
I think I may have woken the neighbours, I was laughing so hard.
2006-07-31 13:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why their not over populated.
2006-07-31 13:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I liked it. 100 points to you
2006-07-31 13:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by Debi L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fair
2006-07-31 13:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋