How can I become as dirty as the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean 2?

Question

So I can get at that Voodoo lady livin on the river. Chicken Boy is a Voodoo master.

Answer 1

Chicken Boy, you already are an awesome dirty rotten pirate. Now all you need is an eye patch, a sword, a parrot, and you're good to go!

Answer 2

You're off to a good start with your new eyepatch and beard, or whatever that nastiness is under your chicken beak. If you want the hot dirty pirate factor, like Johnny Depp, try rocking some smudged eyeliner. Also, just drink some cheap rum and say things like "Argghhh" and "Ahoy" a lot.

Answer 3

why would u want to become a dirty pirate but for begginers get the eye path and ^ up there he is ignorent and hows it going chicken boy i think the pirates are tryin to tur u into pirates first u changed your avaater to capn crunch and now Pirates of the Caribbean i think y a likes u as chicken boy

Answer 4

The question is, how do you get as dirty a the voodoo lady? Did you see the tarry mouth? Of course, maybe its dirty because she is a pirate whore.

Answer 5

What you is for entertainment purposes, if you want to get dirty don't take no shower voodoo practice are very expensive say about US$5000,

Answer 6

By rolling in the Mississippi mud. Let it dry and crack off naturally.Why don't you Voodoo me up some maids to clean up all this moving cr%p? I'll pay you in chicken feet, DOH, I mean black cat bones,..DOH, I mean pirate's booty, yeah.....

Answer 7

Get addicted to rum, kill Jack Sparrow, and find out HOW THE HECK CAPTAIN BARRBOSSA IS ALIVE!!!

That will surely help out.

Answer 8

Turn yourself into Johnny Dep.

Answer 9

Come on up to our cabin and sleep with maw and the pigs.

Answer 10

Go back to the coop & roll in your poop. I think it would attract more flies than women, though.