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Oh, great. How do you get yourself into these things? Well, like the other answerer suggested, it's time to start eyeing that couch, and if you don't have one, and you have to sleep in the chair tonight, make sure you get a small pillow for your lower back so you don't make it worse. Ice pack it for about twenty minutes an hour, two or three times before you go to bed tonight to reduce the inflammation and make it heal up quicker. You could try tip-toeing over to her door and whispering sweet nothings under the doorsill... naw, why do I think that probably wouldn't make any difference? Sent to you with a big smile from Chris in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A. (I am 63 years old.)

2006-07-31 13:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'm sorry, but this is funny to me, I know it's not to you. What the heck did you do to tick her off at you to the point of her locking you out of the bedroom? You can pick the lock, but if she is very ticked off that might be a bad ideal. I think your best bet is just to sleep on the couch for the night. She might come to you before the night is out and ask you to come to bed.... but that all depends on what happened to get her to lock you out.

2006-07-31 20:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 0 0

i would wait until she is sleep and then lick the lock and wala. wait until she is realllyyy sleep and she probaly wont even remember what happened. now just go to sleep when u get in the room, dont go messing with her or anything, just get in the bed and get your sleep on. If she does this often then i suggest you putting a lock on their with a key, that way u can always get in the room. good luck buddy.

2006-07-31 20:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by sugarfireandice 2 · 0 0

u got a guest room? cuz thats were ur sleepin tonight that or the couch - unless u pick the lock to ur room

2006-07-31 20:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by $King$ 1 · 0 0

Pick the lock. Unless you have a real key lock on the door, you should be able to do it either with a butter knife or a screw driver or ice pick.

2006-07-31 20:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by grinningleaf 4 · 0 0

Offer her another drink until she passes out on the couch.

2006-07-31 20:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by patweb01 3 · 0 0

you don't deserve the bed, she wants a real man , not a wuss like you, be a man and kick the lock off the door. show her who the man is. butter knife my azz, shoot the lock off the door if you gotta.

2006-07-31 20:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yep...get the pillow and dusty blanket out of the closet...you're sleepin on the couch tonight...nighty night!

2006-07-31 20:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Motel. Then a lawyer in the morning.

2006-07-31 21:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by Stargatebabe 4 · 0 0

You don't. . . unless you sit outside the door and tell her what a bad person you were and you adore her and you love her. In other words, grovel.

2006-07-31 20:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by missTy_333 3 · 0 0

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