A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "These curtains all look so big. What do you have that's smaller?"
The salesman assures her that they can custom make curtains in any size she needs, and asks how big an area she needs to drape.
"Fifteen inches wide, and 14 inches tall," the blonde replies.
"Only fifteen inches?" asks the confused salesman. "That is very small, what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, ma'am, computers do not have curtains!"
"Hellllooooooooo!" the blonde says, impatient. "My computer is Windows!"
2006-07-31 13:18:29 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the good laugh
2006-07-31 20:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by neverhadaname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.
2006-07-31 20:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's what i call a dumb blonde. lol
by the way love your jokes keep em comming.
2006-07-31 21:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DROP DEAD HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU FOR THIS ONE!
I mean i've heard my share of blonde jokes (being blonde myself) but this is the icing on the cake, the cream of the crops, it ROCKS!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
rock on! :)
2006-07-31 20:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by thepenpal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope no one here is a blonde lol
2006-07-31 23:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by Banana Nanners 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jus a daily reminder how dumb blondes are REALLY stupid
2006-07-31 20:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great
2006-07-31 20:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by gotta_be_gnome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋