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Imagine a very professional, well dressed professor by day.

Add three shots of tequila and a friend saying, "Let's go to the biker bar to listen to this great new band."

Imagine a chick in tight jeans, boots, and a very low, low cut tank top, in a biker bar, trying to finish a bottle of Cuervo, and telling the bartender she was a ***** and needed to **** off when the bartender cut her off.

Yes, I change.
And, yes, I got kicked out of the bar.

2006-07-31 13:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH!

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

2006-07-31 12:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by kate2666 2 · 0 0

Definately get looser and do things I might not usually do. Haven't gotten into trouble, but have come close, trying to climb on a table and dance for everyone. Good thing my friend stopped me.

2006-07-31 12:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by messijessi 4 · 0 0

I wouldn't say I change my personality,but I am definitely looser and less inhibited. It can be liberating in a way,to maybe do something I might not do without the excuse of having had "too many drinks".

2006-07-31 12:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by consigliere 6 · 0 0

See, in many ways, I'm crazier when I'm sober. Alcohol just slows me down and makes me tired. Sometimes I'm hornier, but I'm already kinda like that anyways. I'm someone who dances all the time sober and is loud and obnoxious sober. I let my true colors fly and if you don't like it, then f**k you. Alcohol doesn't really have much of an affect on me, because I'm already so comfortable being who I am.

2006-07-31 12:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My fiance says I get nicer after a couple of drinks. I think I'm just more tolerable to his sometimes "immature" behavior.

2006-07-31 12:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by rebecca 3 · 0 0

I think i do because i become bolder and brave. It also seems to make me giggle. If you call danceing topless in a bar trouble i would say yeah LOL.

2006-07-31 12:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0 0

OH HELL YEAH...LOL..U CAN BE THE UGLIEST GUY ON EARTH, AND AFTER A FEW DRINKS U BECOME FINE AS THE WINE I DRINK...LOL AND THEN IN THE MORNING U BE LIKE, NOW WHY IN THE HELL DID I DO THAT SH**! OH WELL THATS THE LIFE WHEN U BOOZE IT!

2006-07-31 12:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by msbossy 2 · 0 0

Err... definite. I;ve been in a lot of them. promptly women do no longer usually pass via themselves, in the event that they pass they pass with gay male friends or family individuals. gay bars are not full of pervs, weirdos or undesirable human beings. finding on the bar and site, usually they seem to be a team of adult adult males speaking approximately "guy stuff". activities, interior of reach stuff, their jobs, academic stuff. gay adult adult males besides the undeniable fact that look usually plenty extra clever than promptly adult adult males in bars.

2016-11-03 10:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by overbay 4 · 0 0

Yes and Yes

2006-07-31 13:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jue 3 · 0 0

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