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Because Christians have JOBS to get up for in the morning!

Sorry. Just responding to one, poor Christians request to see another religion made fun of for a change. Alternate answers gladly entertained.

2006-07-31 12:49:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Because Christians say "oh god" right before they finish the deed, but the Pagans have the whole list to go through!

2006-07-31 12:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by tahoe 3 · 7 7

OOh I love a good all nighter with a good Pagan Man. In my experience xian men tend to be a bit of a disappointment under the duvet. I'll happily be late for work after a night with a Pagan Man, after all they're the real men.

2006-07-31 23:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by debisioux 5 · 0 0

Let's be fair, i;m pagan, and have a very demanding job.

Some of us can do thins like this because we take the love of the Lord and the Lady and share their love with each other... so for me it only all nighters on the weekends.

Blessed Be.

2006-07-31 19:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by s_an_dubois 3 · 0 0

Seeing as how you are only entertaining the christians I will not take offense to this.

My answer would be this. Because they get more practice as they are not hindered by a narrow-minded view of the world around them.

2006-07-31 19:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by trevor22in 4 · 0 0

Actually, when you can only have sex to make kids, it kills the libido. I am atheist, but that is ridiculous. If he was a poor christian, he must not have had a job to go to.

2006-07-31 19:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pagans have jobs.

We're doctors, lawyers, teachers, psychiatrists, psychologists, computer technicians, graphic designers, authors, artists ...

We are everywhere, and we will never stop being.

2006-07-31 20:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0 0

I think you have poor understanding of "paganism".

2006-07-31 19:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha! For a second I thought it was going to piss me off!

2006-07-31 19:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by In God's Hands 3 · 1 0

Of course they can. With their husband or wife, just not random people.

2006-07-31 19:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You silly man!

2006-07-31 19:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by Tortured Soul 5 · 0 0

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