An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispere d, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't fou nd anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her " KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
SHE TURNED INTO THE
FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old ... NOT DEAD !
2006-07-31 12:45:18 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that wuz really cute! i like storys like that, :D
2006-07-31 12:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would be really cute, if it weren't for the fact that you said she was transforming. Transforming into what? Change that word to something that doesn't imply a physical change, and the joke would make more sense.
I laughed anyway.
2006-07-31 20:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Aliza, Queen of the Night 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK THE OLD LADY BECOME A FROG COZ OF THE PRINCE THE CURSE GO TO HER
WAIT THAT WILL NOT BE CUTE
2006-08-01 03:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by omgGUESSwho? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unsuspecting ending
2006-07-31 19:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
2006-07-31 21:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what an unexpectable ending...
2006-07-31 19:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by crescentbangs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats mad
2006-07-31 20:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by gotta_be_gnome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋