I just think it's a funny question.I am a luciferian. If you don't have anything nice to say (XTIANS) say nothing at all for even christ told you to LOVE thine enemies.
2006-07-31 12:45:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To sacrifice the chicken?
I mean that in a humorous way, not an offensive one.
How many answers are there so far, with mine being the only attempt at a joke? Geez.
2006-07-31 12:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I do love you as a person, despite of your beliefs, I'm sorry that you could give a crap about me... I'm sure satan tells you to love yourself and forget about others....
Actually Satanist don't really worship Satan, but actually themselves, trying to progress in anything that pleases their disires, whether that be wealth or drugs alcohol, or anything else.... In a way it is a defiance of morality and those that stand for it... when they say "hail satan" they are actualy hailing themselves....
Many people spend all their time on here dogging Christians... not just satanist, I guess it's fun for them to steriotype people and make fun of them...
Well I'm not supprised why you don't like Christians... but if you realy get to know them, they are actually nice caring people...
I myself am a Christian, you don't see me going around judging and accusing and steriotyping others for my enjoyment...
Jesus was the friend of sinners
You are not my enemy... I pray that God will bless you and your family...
Have a good day....
2006-07-31 13:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Agappae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its always funny how satanists and luci-whatevers quote the Bible as much or more than Christians...
you cant just pick out the parts of the Bible that suits your needs at the time...go read some more and you will see that God has some thing more than just love your enemies....
besides your not my enemy... your Gods enemy....
I pity you..ok so not really....but I wouldnt want to be you.
2006-07-31 12:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by nativeamerican1968 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always find it funny that lucifer quotes back the Bible at Christ(tians). Happened in the temptation of Christ in the wilderness and now here.
How amusing. NOT!
Is the answer to get to Hell as fast as he can?
2006-07-31 12:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by TABBY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he prefered the gutter on the other side?
Have you people never stopped to think that maybe fallen angels don't want the admiration, praise or worship of such annoying creatures as humans?
2006-07-31 12:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a LUCIFERIAN? I've never heard of that before. Anyway, that's cool. Have a great day buddy.
2006-07-31 12:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by Ahmalya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his reason for living was gone and he wanted to get hit by a car, when he found out that his god is only a literary personification.
2006-07-31 13:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by rj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny that you know Christians should LOVE their enemies. Are you looking for love my son? POOR, POOR kiddy!
2006-07-31 12:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Fatima 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you worship the light-bearer who announced the coming of the dawn? That's pretty neat!
2006-07-31 12:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Meredia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Following the Christian.
2006-07-31 12:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋