After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
2006-07-31 12:18:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The doctor came to the conclusion that this man had to be "short-changed" in the brain to belong to a family that practiced incest ( having 11 children by his cousin) all sleeping in the same bed. Therefore, he had confidence that the man would do something stupid- take his suggestion- and castrate himself with the cherry bomb because he could'nt count to 10 without using all of his fingers. Terrible!
2006-07-31 12:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha I Get It. People In Alabama Can't Count And They Need There Fingers To Count. Ha Ha Ha
2006-07-31 19:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by bigtoejoe5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was wondering where it was heading, but got it at the end. I love how it descretely slips in the 'he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children' lol
2006-07-31 19:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by larsor4 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Oh my gosh, that is hilarious, The doctor knew that the guy would place the beer can between his legs to count on his other hand!!!! LMAO!!!! Thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-31 19:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha no wonder they call it a cherry bomb he blew up his cherries=D
2006-07-31 21:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. Yes I understand it.
2006-07-31 19:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA he blew his .... up hahaha my uncle told me that one before but in a different way
2006-07-31 19:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did it, you made me laugh and thats good cuz I'm not in a laughing mood.......hurray for you.
2006-07-31 19:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Yes I got it immediately....funny
2006-07-31 19:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by Miriah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's pretty good, men are so silly.
2006-07-31 19:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Amilucky0707 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋