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Take away his credit card. Not very funny. Come up with your own answer. 10 pts to the most original.

2006-07-31 12:00:46 · 18 answers · asked by Jenifer 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

You don't stop him, you run as fast as you can in the other direction screaming for your life. Rhinos are big and can sit or run anywhere they like.

2006-07-31 12:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by sincity usa 7 · 2 1

Charging Rhinoceros

2016-11-01 01:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You make a big hole, encircle it with fresh grass and a layer of ashes.
When it gets close, and stops to eat the grass, you sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

2006-07-31 12:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Take away it's credit card!

2006-07-31 12:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by Annie's World 4 · 2 0

Tickle the ivory's loudly enough to hurt his ears.

2006-07-31 12:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by matt2571483 2 · 0 1

Unplug his iPhone and take away the power cord!

2014-03-10 06:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by David 1 · 0 0

Steal his identity.

2006-07-31 12:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jaime L 3 · 0 0

build a wall in front of it

2006-07-31 12:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 1 0

Is this a hunting question ?

2006-07-31 12:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by science G 2 · 1 0

take away her credit card

2006-07-31 12:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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