My neighbor Larry says he will allign himself with my cause tomorrow if he can get off of work.
I think we can do it....
2006-07-31 10:53:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I think you and Larry are half way there. I read a solicitation on ebay a while back. It was for the sale of French army rifles and it went like this: For sale, French army rifles, like new, most have never been shot, and only dropped once.
2006-07-31 12:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'll win as soon as they receive your war declaration and have a chance to change their pants (as they will be soiled) before composing the surrender. Of course, the begging question to you is: Why would you want France?
2006-07-31 10:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Crusader1189 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you already posted this, then this threat is enough. You should be expecting a call from the French President anytime now. I would negotiate for some Islands in the Med. Good Luck.
2006-07-31 11:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you know about France and the French people?
I would bet the ranch you know nothing more than what you read or hear by those with their own agendas.
I'm not French, but if I gave you my 8 bloodlines, you might declare war on me.
I'm American.
2006-07-31 11:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until your envoy returns with their suit for peace, before you declare victory.
Remember France fought the Muslims for 100 years in Algiers/ North Africa
2006-07-31 10:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sacre Bleu what do ya wanna do that for? You wanna get hit by stings of onions from individiuals wearing stripped T Shirts singing the Marseillaise and throwing Brie? I never trust people who eat snails and frogs legs - Urgh.
2006-07-31 10:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well sure why not. Every body else has. I mean Germany did it at least twice. Now I'll join up with you and get some friends of mine on the USS Nimitz to help us out. Orrrr wecould get some cap guns and just go over there by ourselves. Its you choice COMANDER *Saluts to you*. I await your oders.
2006-07-31 11:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by jaf_f14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any country can beat the French,its like how the saying goes,there aint no such thing as a brave Frenchman
2006-07-31 11:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust Larry. He sounds liike he's just waiting for the tide to turn before he chooses which side to join.
2006-07-31 10:57:22 · answer #9 · answered by M.McNulty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is more dangerous than you think. You could be trampled by the masses of Frenchmen wishing to surrender, and then be pestered to death by those attempting to gain favor by collaboration.
Just what exactly do you want with a country full of smelly, rude cowards anyway????????
2006-07-31 11:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by electricpole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋