If a religious fanatic tells their kid that turds are demon eggs that must be flushed to hell before they hatch?
2006-07-31 10:38:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how is it wrong where are the kids goin to pee in the sandbox with the cat or outside with the dog
2006-08-06 07:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good idea since many kids are so inquisitive. You might find a bit too late, that the little one has taken one of "the evil eggs" aside and is hiding it just to see what hatches. I can hear you now,........"Where's that smell coming from???"
2006-08-06 16:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by ktltel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are seriously twisted, not a bad trait, if you ask me.
Yes, use this as a toilet training method so that those psych students you are f*****g with have 2 or three generations of your family to treat. They need the work.
BTW: Your avatar reminds me of something, hmmmmm, are you a gynecologist by any chance and should you be taking those pictures home with you?
2006-07-31 18:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Demon eggs, concentrated evil.... those are both pretty solid...
I was always told that if you didnt go #2 in the potty it would fill up your pants and then infect your legs and they would have to be cut off... thats why there are people in wheelchairs... But then again I had a rough childhood!
2006-07-31 17:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by E-Rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and original, but wrong. Wait till mommy has to comfort child after it had a nightmare about being chased by a large turd. That would be poetic payback!
2006-08-07 19:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by luther 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that mite scare the heck out of the kid...you want to make him use the toilet not be afraid of it! and the kid mite be afraid of the egg things hatching so he doesn't finish his "business" and before you know it you got crap all over your floors
2006-07-31 17:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gimme a break, why would you tell your kid they are evil (since they produce demon eggs) Any one who does that deserves a demon egg shoved up their ***.
2006-07-31 17:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats wierd.....but if you need a tip to teach a boy to go pee...put a toy boat or little object in the toliet and tell him to aim at it...itsalot more fun!!!
2006-08-01 00:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just wrong. What do religion has to do with your bladder. But it is funny.
2006-07-31 17:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Justine J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya know if i said that to a kid i'd **** them up big time i mean whould say that really
2006-08-07 19:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by dime7756 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋