2006-07-31 10:25:50 · 16 answers · asked by cool 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so dumb when she was told it was chilly outside she went and grabbed a bowl.
2006-07-31 10:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by mf mf mf mf mf fmf mf mfmfmfmfmf 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma is so hairy,she has afros on her nipples.
yo momma's teeth are so yellow,everytime she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.
yo momma is so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca.
yo momma is so old, her social sercurity number is 1.
yo momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a back of hot dogs.
2006-07-31 17:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by simply me™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck!
2006-07-31 17:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Stryker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
2006-07-31 17:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by james a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mommas so fat she put on a yellow shirt and everyone yelled taxi.
your mommas so stupid she took a spoon to the supper bowl.
your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles.
your mommas so fat that she walked down the street and everyone yelled earthquake.
your mommas so stupid she heard that the powerpuff girls were made of sugar spice and everything nice so she ate them for dinner.
2006-07-31 17:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥nikki♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
2006-07-31 17:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by kittykins 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she hauls @ss it takes towo trips!
2006-07-31 17:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so hairy, when people come up to talk to her she flosses their teeth with her unibrow!!!
2006-07-31 17:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by six.pack.abs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid that when she the orange juice carton, she sat down and stared at it because it said "concentrate" on it.
2006-07-31 17:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by »SMiLEY« 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat when she went bungee jumpin' she went strait to hell...
2006-07-31 17:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Marty K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋