2006-07-31 10:20:53 · 28 answers · asked by Fadi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One Wish
A married couple, in their early 60s, was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, ''for being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.''
''Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'' said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, This is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.''
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
2006-07-31 10:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, to get out, of course! Either that or an oasis in the middle of the desert where I could live in happiness for 1 year, forgetting everything else; following which I return to civilization.
2006-07-31 17:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wish to find a real genni, that way i could get 3 wishes!
2006-07-31 17:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by james a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That the lamp would grant my wishes as long as I chose it to!
2006-07-31 17:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by bluejets13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was relaxing at my pool at my million dollor home in Hawaii, thinking of all the stuff i would do with all my billions
I have. then I would be out of the desert,and happy too-- : )
2006-07-31 17:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask for an extra wish. And after I got home safe and sound, I'd use my second wish. That people would learn how to spell.
2006-07-31 17:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by ktltel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To never run out of wishes
2006-07-31 17:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Fanuc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would wish for a giant hot air balloon to come and transport me safely to the beaches of Bermuda, where i would stay for a few..um, years, and then take the balloon back home. or would that be too much to wish for?
2006-07-31 17:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by peakfreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you're not allowed to do that "wish for more wishes" thing...
then i would wish for a private jet with a pilot to fly me hooommeee!cuz what's the point in having money when you can use it to go home?
2006-07-31 17:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get out of the desert
2006-07-31 17:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋