To fellow non or recovering Christians only: if The Rapture ever comes?

Question

...won't it be awesome!? Think about it: all the "saved" will be whisked away into the cosmos, leaving the rest of us alone!

An entire planet free of dogma-spewing biggots and spiritual know-it-alls. who aren't often literate enough to even read an entire passage from the Bibles they thump. Rapture, indeed!

And if you're one of them, this question forbade your participation in the very first line, making you guilty of voyourism, sneaky-susanism and maybe even breaking and entering. So you're on no ground to lob Holy Handgrandes at ME.

And if you're one of the sinners like me, as soon as The Rapture goes down, the orgy's at my place. BYO Cheeze Wiz.

Answer 1

Wow! Now I hope there's a rapture. I'll bring the Twister game, heated canola oil, and the midgets.

God truly does love me. This could convert me from atheism.

Answer 2

Snakes do no longer communicate. Occam's Razor states that between competing hypotheses, the single that makes the fewest assumptions ought to be chosen. A. The serpent. Gen 3:a million-. B. the female. Gen 3:-a million. C. Her seed. Gen 3:15 X. The serpent. Rev 12:9 Y. the female. Rev 12:13. Z. Her seed. Rev 12:17. Logically, a Correlation isn't a Causality or an Equality. besides the undeniable fact that, preserving interior the bounds of Occam's Razor, there is not any different character interior the realm of Scripture that the serpent interior the backyard ought to probable be with out believing in speaking snakes. And the Correlation does look uncanny. This became devil. Donkeys do no longer communicate, yet "the LORD opened the mouth of THE donkey" Numbers 22:28 it could be an "a dicto simpliciter" to anticipate that donkeys (plural) communicate.

Answer 3

Well if the rapture did happen then I am not sure I wouldn't believe in God anymore.... that would be some good proof. But as it isn't going to happen please don't get drunk and go on a one man rapture spree and start killing off all the local Jehovah's Witnesses and other Christians so that you can have your orgy. That might not be a good idea. Just go ahead and have your orgy anyway. And why Cheeze Wiz. Whipped cream is so much better and easier to put on. Just thought you might want to change your requirements.

Answer 4

What's this about a party?!! Oh I just love a party, I'm a Piegan so I'll bring some pie, this is going to be great! A rapture theme eh? I'll bring my Blondie CD as well then, I hope there's dancing because I'm in the mood to cut a rug. I wonder if Lucy's coming, I enjoy dancing with that Gal in the pale moon light; and she is quite the devil! Man you can really get in the mood for these things, why do we have to wait for the rapture when all we really have to do is put on the B52's and let it rip! Great idea, I'm there!

Answer 5

What does God call it? Preach love too you? Lets see what God says, to do with you.

You have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers.

An Atheist is a scoffer. The WORD of God, clearly tells you the filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Paslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.

God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".

Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own words.

They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.

God's Word said it. By God's definition. There is NO opinion.

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

Answer 6

I find it funny that the first person to answer this gave an all to familiar christian answer. like little leeches they wait to pounce even when the question is not directed to them. I asked a question earlier why wont god perform a miracle and all i got was stupid stuff like u live and breathe dont you? and wait puppies are a miracle lol. no im talkin miracle people... fire and brimstone ya know, hell part another sea do somethin gah its frustrating guess ill be with you i love cheez wiz :)

Answer 7

Um, sure, that'll be great......but won't there be locusts and floods and fires after that? That part will suck. But yes, I suppose there will be a few nice days. Although, devout christians never bother me anyways, so I really don't care. I hope there is no rapture, cause then we'll all have to admit those assholes were right.

Answer 8

Yeah, but then the doctrinaire Muslims and Jews, and the guilty-conscienced people who wavered on it, would still be around to spoil some of the party.

Is Easy Cheez all right?

Answer 9

I know.
I asked them if they could pray harder or shake rattles or whatever it is they do to speed up the process but they gave thier typical cop-out answer "god will decided' blah blah blah.
But when it does happen I for one will be a VERY happy guy!
Just imagine the conversations you can have with intelligent people on the street without worrying about some religious wack-job handing you a pamphlet or telling you you're going to hell.
Wonderful!

Answer 10

I don't think we'll be that lucky. By their own definition most of them won't get whisked away. Hopefully all those bibles could be whisked away so the remaining ones won't have anything to thump me with. I shall thump them with my Cheeze Wiz. Do you have Triscuts?

Answer 11

The Rapture will cause many problems (not neccessarily long-term) for those left behind, which is why I support legislation banning fundamentalist Christians from driving or operating heavy machinery.