what are the earliest cases of constipation in the bible?

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what are the earliest cases of constipation in the bible?

the question is meant to be answered in a lighter vein and i hope no one takes offence
i will start the ball rolling: the first case was Cain - becos he wasnt Abel!

2006-07-31 09:57:13 · 2 answers · asked by reno 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

well another case was moses who took two tablets and went behind a bush.

a third case is in the new testament: TITUS

2006-08-02 10:22:52 · update #1

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I'm guessing it was Noah, there was no documentation of the actual constipation, but he went into the big wood box (outbox) and the place fluded...! (figure it out!!) WHAT A RELIEF...!

2006-07-31 10:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by Marty K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I don't know but that's a good one.ak

2006-07-31 10:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋