Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-31 09:52:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seriously, do you have nothing else better to worry about?! There is a war going on! Millions of people are dying everyday of AIDS and children are starving to death! You're worried about people condemning shellfish?!!!
OH!!! Ha ha! I just looked into it further! I agree. Nice work! Nice way to make a point!! You got me there for a minute. Just call me gullible!
2006-07-31 10:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by *AstrosChick* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this supposed to be a Real Question?
If you remember, after the Gentile Church was formed, God told Peter in a vision that foods that used to be unclean were now clean because of Christ.
Later, moved by the Holy Spirit, the apostles gave "laws" that all Christians, Jews and Gentiles, should follow. They were that Christians should not eat animals that were strangled, blood (As a symbol of the sanctity of life) or meat offered to idols.
No mention of shellfish.
(And no, I'm not joining your cause. It's not godly.)
2006-07-31 17:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Morwen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard about the blood of Jesus? - rhetorical question - does not eating shellfish get you in heaven?
2006-07-31 16:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by FBiT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I'll join your cause, right after my dinner at the Red Lobster tonite.
2006-07-31 16:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not a slave to religion
i believe in appreciation to all religions, not just christianity alone
I am not someone who goes around, telling people about god and how good he is. I am not one who converts people for something that I cant see
you need science to balance religion
so I am half religious and half atheist
2006-07-31 16:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it clearly states in the OLD TESTAMATE, which I am sure you read, but dont stop there Read the New Testamate.
Jesus is all you need!
2006-07-31 16:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by 777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude stop forcusing on the fish and start focusing on the people. its the people that are going to go to hell if they don't believe in Jesus so you should really be focusing on that and spreading the good news
2006-07-31 16:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by musictwixzler17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think joining the KKK would be a much better cause.
2006-07-31 17:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT IS QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU MEDICATION TODAY...
2006-07-31 16:58:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋