Does anybody have any GOOD yo momma jokes?

Question

10 pts to the best yo momma joke :)

PS: THEY ARE JUST JOKES...I LOVE MY MOTHER TO DEATH AND WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT ANYONE ELSES MOTHER (UNLESS NECESSARY)

Answer 1

Yo momma so black when the cops shoot at her after dark the bullet has to come back for a flashlight.

Yo momma so stupid when she jumps out of a window, the b**ch goes up.

Answer 2

Yo momma is so nasty she worked in a sperm bank and got fired for drinking on the job.

Yo mama is so ugly as a kid her mom had to tie a Pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

Answer 3

yo momma is so annoying, Chuck Norris kicked her on the face and now yo momma is the butt of yo momma is so ugly jokes.

Answer 4

Yo momma's so black she made Chris Rock look like Powder.

Answer 5

Yo mamma's so stupid that when she jumps outside the window instead of going down, she goes up.

Yo momma's so old she sat behind jesus on third grade.

Yo momma's so fat that when God was going to create the earth he said " Move your fat *** bit.ch"

Answer 6

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Answer 7

Yo momma is so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries

Yo momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin

Answer 8

Yo momma so fat she got her own area code

Answer 9

yo mommas so fat that when she walks past the television,
you miss the whole show

yo mommas so fat that when she sat on a rainbow,
it rained skittles

Answer 10

Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said,"Stop that Twinkie!"