Who thinks God created me in his own image?

Question

God must be one hunky stud with washboard abs, a large unit, and perfect hair. It says right in the Bible that God created man in his own image, and I am the perfect man. Now, the real question is, which one of you cupcakes wants to come to my place, rub my feet, cook me a pizza, do my dishes, and ride me like a mechanical bull?

I promise to give you cab fare in the morning, IF you do everything to my satisfaction. How about it ladies? The line forms to the left.

Answer 1

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Answer 2

Me! Me! Me! this is one for all of the mythical 'persons' of the Christian Trinity. One has in basic terms to benefit the previous testomony to understand that the murderous and perpetually vengeful Yahweh became basically a mirrored image of his creators, the nomadic desolate tract tribesmen for whom eternal VENDETTA became a sacrosanct regulation, and for whom women have been of much less value than a donkey, a camel, or a horse...to the element the place a 'biblical' father ought to sell his daughter into slavery, to help pay the fees. It became the patriarchal recommendations-set of the nameless bible writers that became in charge for the myth of EVE being the seductress who led undesirable, vulnerable Adam to sin against his god and placed across down the eternal curse of that first sin on mankind until the tip of time. eternal VENDETTA GIVEN A SACRED protecting.

Answer 3

Stinky Cow Worshipers!

:)

Answer 4

you wouldn't be trolling online if you were actually what you describe. About the only thing I believe about your description is that you probably eat a lot of pizza, are surrounded by dirty dishes and don't own a car.

Answer 5

Mickey mouse was created in Walt Disney's image but they don't exactly look the same.
Are you a comic character too?

Answer 6

In the beginning when humans first became self-aware and conscious, they created god in their image and likeness, male and female they created god and goddesses.

Answer 7

Hi! Hate to remind you - but God is a fictional Character in a story book.. until he/she/it shows reveals itself ( and now would be a good time ) .. so I guess you don't exist either..

Answer 8

I like your style.
But back to the topic, when G-d created man in His image, it was the spiritual not physical body.

Answer 9

Ummm now lets see,do we think that?
No because our God is a good and kind God and you are just a sicko.

Answer 10

But a line of zero people really isn't a line, now is it?