This is one of the best trolling expeditions I've seen in a while. You left out Buddha and Vishnu though.
2006-07-31 09:17:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Um excuse me.....Allah is not a person, not a man or woman, Allah is everything around you. Jesus is not a bastard, why the hell would you say that. I don't believe you. There is no way. Christians respect other peoples religions. And so do Muslims, And its not Kuran class..its Qur'an Class. And why would Allah be gay, Allah is a god!!!! And Jesus is not a bastard, he died for you!!! Respect him!! And why do you go to both classes? I DONT BELIEVE YOU! YOU ARE A LIAR! And if you were a real Christian or Muslim, you wouldn't believe any of those lies. Jeez.
2006-07-31 09:23:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Now why in the world would they tell you such things as these? Allah is not gay,,,,,,,Allah is Allah and that is enough to not insult Him. He is neither male or female. He is spirit and we have no understanding of His form.
Jesus is not a bastard. He has a mother and a Father. This is the power of God. He is so powerful and so able to make us do His will, He gave to a virgin a baby. And that baby was Our Savior. Jesus Christ the son of Holy and Wonderful Creator God.
So you see Jesus is not a bastard and Allah is not human to be gay or straight.
2006-07-31 09:20:49
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answered by Anonymous
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What they say to u about allah in your class bible is wrong allah is unique , and yu cnnot define , he is creator of all things . In Kuran we never say that Jesus is a bassttard , all muslim beleive in jesus as one of the greatest Prophet , he is son of mary he was created by god from a word of him .
2006-07-31 09:26:10
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answered by myxz_heart_broken 2
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What does God call it? Preach love too you? Lets see what God says, to do with you.
You have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers.
An Atheist is a scoffer. The WORD of God, clearly tells you the filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Paslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11
Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.
God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".
Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own words.
They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.
God's Word said it. By God's definition. There is NO opinion.
Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.
2006-07-31 09:18:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I try not to pry into the personal lives of any biblical characters- just feels wrong since they don't pry into my personal life. I did hear Moses held that whole parting of the red sea thing over his kids' heads their whole lives. Pretty annoying.
But I'm gathering neither of those two guys you mentioned has struck you down with a lightening bolt, have they? So that should indicate they probably don't care about you asking those questions either - despite what some crazy folks might say.
2006-07-31 09:42:05
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answered by QandAGuy 3
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the bible tells us to make up our own mind and you need to read and study for your self. HOW is Jesus a Bassttard? That is silly. He had a mother and a Father and a step-father. and Allah being Gay well as for that I have no clue
2006-07-31 09:20:19
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answered by Anonymous
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thats wrong. They shouldn't blame others. Allah is the same as your god! So I guess the "christians: believe the're god is gay too. Well jesus is not a bastard he is a respected prophet sent down by allah to teach the righteous ways, just like mohammad (pbuh). stop attacking religions. I bet you didnt even take these classes. Its a s*** load of cr**.
2006-07-31 09:18:03
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answered by hitechmal 2
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You're a strange one going to classes to not actually learn. But I don't know what kind of bible class that is. Sure doesn't back up scripture to insult an other religion.
2006-07-31 09:21:08
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answered by QTPIEVL 2
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I think Satan comes in many different people:
For more information on the Bible
go to http://www.johnfourteen.com
"Studies in the Bible" - complete Bible Study
"Lessons from the Pulpit" - Sermons on today's topics
2006-07-31 09:17:06
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answered by Gladiator 5
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Bible. Allah is truly gay and jesus is not a bastard!
2006-07-31 09:19:38
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answered by Anonymous
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