2006-07-31 09:13:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Jackie Chan as my big brother please. Then he could kick the butt of the buggers that keep reporting me - and generally stick up for his kid sister! (and if he wants to give me a butt kicking part in one of his films - even better!)
And Michael Palin as my dad, but only if he takes me with him on his round the world trips.
2006-07-31 22:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really scary. I often go around telling people I want Stephen Fry to be my uncle (or possibly godfather but I'm not religious). As for why, isn't it obvious? He is the personification of avuncular. I would sit him in a high-backed armchair in a corner of my living room where he could puff on a cigar and dispense aphorisms and little bits of trivia at will. He would teach me the proper etiquette to eat a pheasant, and maybe even how to do magic tricks and pick pockets. We would go for long walks in the countryside in sturdy green wellies and discuss our shared hatred of Dan Brown ("total ****-gravy.... loose stool water of the worst kind"). Oh now I'm going all misty-eyed...
2006-07-31 22:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Gates, as a older brother. No not because he is rich. But because he looks at people worse off than himself, he helps the poor all over the world. He is not big headed he does'nt think he is better than anybody. He would be a great role model to grow up with and all though I am caring myself. He would change me into a good human being. I have a older brother who is a jealous calculating bully, who made my life help when I was growing up and is still doing so in his evil way. I wish I could swap Bill Gates with that person
2006-08-03 12:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by nicecupofteanicecupofcoffee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta say that Stephen Fry would be great as an uncle, he is fantasically intelligent without being overbearing.
Would also like Steve Coogan because he is incredibly funny.
2006-08-03 08:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone has answered 'Stephen Fry dude!' This terrifies me to my very core. How can someone who uses the word dude have heard of Mr. Brainbox? I wish to adopt Fearn Cotton as an abusive sister.
2006-07-31 21:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stephen Fry dude!!
2006-07-31 09:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would adopt Mel Gibson because not only is he good looking but he is a fun person.... Oh and Charles Bronson because he is the sort of guy I'd love a son to learn from
2006-07-31 09:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by Curious39 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shane McGowan as that drunken uncle that everyone tries to avoid at the christmas get-together in case he tries to tell you that story about how he once 'had that Angelina Jolie'
Sandi Toksvig (sic) as "here comes auntie Sandi with her special friend. DON'T STARE"
Pete Doherty as cousin Pete. "He could have gone to Oxford you know. Such a shame"
& Chuck Norris can be my dad so I can finally say "I'm 'gonna get my dad on you" without everyone else pissing themselves laughing.
2006-08-01 02:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would adopt Robin Williams. I'd like someone to teach my dad how to do the Na-No Na-No handshake when people come to the door, and i want my mom to have multiple orgasms again with my dad so that they leave the rest of us alone with their insanity.
Robin is good at insane humor too. Helps alot to laugh.
2006-07-31 09:16:40 · answer #9 · answered by snorkelman_37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'd love YOUR suggestion - Stephen Fry as my uncle....!
2006-07-31 09:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, I have already have one and thats to much. Well I guess he isnt a celebrity, but EVERYONE knows who he is, and I hate the fact that he is in the family, although he has been dead 4 many many many years.
2006-07-31 09:18:57 · answer #11 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋