Did you ever fart at school, or in front of your friends really loud? What did you do after that? Were you really embarresed??
2006-07-31 09:07:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Depends on who I farted in front of. I had a traumatic but funny experience as a kid. I was at the grocery store and I just had to fart. So I was walking up and down isles trying to find an empty one. As I rounded the corner for the next isle, I crashed face first into this man's belly and the sucker slipped from my cheeks. It was the loudest and longest fart I ever let blow. I'm surprised that much air can be held in such a little body. The man was like goodness gracious little girl, you must feel better. I told my mom I was gonna go sit out in the car and I did. I've learned the art of letting them out slowly when its no opportunity to let'm rip.
2006-07-31 09:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was in grade 8 French class. I was laughing and joking with a gril sitting beside me. I raised my hand to ask to use the washroom for about 10 minutes. I couldn't stop laughing and farted in front of about 20 people on a wooden chair to boot.
The embarrassing factor of this was the guy that I had a crush on was sitting beside me and smiled- boy was my face red!!! (and my butt sore LOL)!!!
2006-07-31 09:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like to fart in the supermarket when my wife is with me. I usually fart real loud and say "damn girl, you better check your shorts" I then walk ahead of her and leave the smell for her to get blamed and other customers to enjoy.
2006-07-31 09:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by rycher612 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh yes I ruined a date with a bad bout of GAS ! Met a girl at the park, walking having a nice chat, then it hit. Like methane escaping the cork ! Silent but deadly, and oh was it bad. I tried to keep moving so the fumes wouldnt go in her direction. Eventually she caught on, and lets just say it ended quickly, and she was gone. never to be had again. I think something actually died that day inside, it was bad.....
2006-07-31 09:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by greysonata 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe that Prince Phillip (Duke of Edinburgh) once farted whilst the Royal Family were stood on the balcony waving to the crowd outside Buckingham Palace.
"How dare you fart in front of me Phillip." Said Her majesty sternly.
"I'm sorry my dear." Replied the Duke. "I didn't know it was your turn!"
2006-07-31 09:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on who it is. My husband - yes, although he hates it. My SIL and I fart in front of one another. But other than those two - no.
2006-07-31 09:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ames 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I did ever fart in front of you.I am very sorry.
2006-07-31 09:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yea! I did just like Jim Carey did in liar liar and proudly stated that " It was Me!"
2006-07-31 09:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geeze girl..but just to humor you,go ahead PULL MA FINGA.p.s.s. i just ate a box of exlax to make it interesting.
2006-07-31 09:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive let one slip out (oops)
2006-07-31 09:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋