I am here my clildren?

Question

I have a big problem. It has been foretold thousands of years ago of my second coming. now that I am here, I am seen as a mental patient where ever I go and nobody believes that I am God in flesh. I was sent down from heaven as it is time for me to release you from your sins but you are all ignorant sheep and do not want me to save you. You go and pray in churches, mosques and temples of all sorts, you all pray for the same God, yet when I am here, you want to put me in an asylum. May the wrath of YOUR FATHER be upon you.What should I do?

Answer 1

Look Jesus, bra, you've been out of the loop for over two thousand years. Things work differently down here these days.

Folks called "fundamentalists"--who are in point of fact about as "fun" as a cold fish in the face--do all the preaching and "saving" FOR you, usually on their own television stations! How'er you supposed to compete with that?

Furthermore, your words and deeds of so long ago have been so distorted, so perverted by men in their own name, I'm sure you wouldn't recognize the "scriptures" if you read them!

The best I can suggest is that you play it cool; take the Lithium and get out, as least as far as a halfway house.

Then get yourself a good PR Firm; write some Fire n' Brimstone "Christian" Fiction and maybe pick yourself up a movie deal. 'Cause as things stand, you could be and do everything that made you a celeb in the first place, but today? That stuff wouldn't even get you a slot on 'Dateline'.

Good luck

(PS: The antiyou is here, too. And nobody's paying attention to ME, either! Maybe I could visit you at the Gaga Farm and we could at least arm wrestle?)

~Baphy

Answer 2

What does God call it? Preach love too you? Lets see what God says, to do with you.

You have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers.

An Atheist is a scoffer. The WORD of God, clearly tells you the filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Paslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.

God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".

Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own words.

They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.

God's Word said it. By God's definition. There is NO opinion.

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

Answer 3

Schizophrenia is very common these days, isn't it?

May I suggest not being a jerkface and go do something for the community like God would actually want you to do?

Or instead, push the nurse button in your pcych ward for more meds, and maybe sedation?

Answer 4

Becuse you have forsaken your children you have been gone so long that all we have is a book written by men. crooked religious leaders, and people who try and twist what you really said in to whatever works for them. Why have u left us here? why wont u come and save us miracles are dead perform one. maybe then you can get someone to believe? stop the killing stop the hunger please intervene. But since all we have is your word i deem you a kookie !@#$er.

Answer 5

You said you were in an asylum? Good that's where you belong weirdo! I don't think anyone is believing your dumb story. If you are Jesus strike me dead right now! Come on are you going to do it? Oh wait you can't. You big fat fake!

Answer 6

Matthew 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Answer 7

Just too funny as I was reading this question, Joan Osborne "One of Us" came on yahoo messenger.

Seriously God? You should live by example and use spell check.

Answer 8

Because we are all so blinded by hate and our own ethnocentric thinking, we cannot possibly comprehend your coming. This world that you have not visited for years now is different. We have lost all belief. I would suggest to you to show yourself, and your powers. Maybe we will believe you then.

Answer 9

May the God of love and understanding forgive you and bring under His magnificent care & guidance.

Answer 10

stop pretending to be JESUS before someone accuses you of being the Antichrist! next call the place with all the nice people in white coats and have them take you away, next start praying and Jesus will forgive you, I can tell you one thing, you have issues.