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Yes, FSM accepts all who like pirates and respect His Noodly Appendage. If you are willing to take Fridays off, you're ok in his book.

2006-07-31 07:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

They both try to spread His word...

Its just that with the Pastafarians you get extra tomato sauce and full pirate regalia...

I had a theory that people with horrible foreign accents could not tell if someone is mocking them... because they dont understand or reckognize the inflection in people's voices... Perhaps it is the same can be true for a FSM follower and a Christian...

Mountain, Tree, Midgit--these are the proofs of his glory... Believe in his noodly appendage...and help fight global warming.

2006-07-31 15:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by E-Rock 3 · 0 0

The FSM is a Kinder Gentler God, I'm afraid the Christian God would try and kill him if he could. Fortunately the FSM is all powerful and his Noodly Appendage will ward off the Christian God and the Galactic Battle for the Universe will be won "Noodles Down" by the FSM............ AAAHHHUUUMMMM let us Pray :-) Thank you FSM!

2006-07-31 15:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0 0

Sure, why not?

Pagan Christian Taoist Zoroastrian, FSM means the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2006-07-31 14:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

Yes, but those who don't follow FSM will be punished for eternity in the boiling water of despair

2006-07-31 15:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's possible for those of any faith to get along with other faiths. Its called respect for others. If everyone could just be open minded an not pressure others with their beliefs than the world would be a much nicer place.

2006-07-31 14:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Phaylynn 5 · 0 0

It is possible for all humans to learn to get along if they follow certain guidelines set out in the Bible. The question is, will people do that?

2006-07-31 14:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel L 2 · 0 0

Not really, the Judeo-christian "god" is a jealous god and does not play well with others. Never invite him anywhere, he always wants to be the center of attention, very annoying. Our beloved flying spaghetti monster, on the other hand, can be taken anywhere and is usually accepted by all who meet him.

2006-07-31 14:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, it's possible if the Christians are willing to ignore the fact that the Pastafarians are mocking them.

2006-07-31 14:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what's FSM?

2006-07-31 14:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Beorh House 6 · 0 0

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