tell me....?

Question

does anyone know any funny blonde or yo mamma jokes, i need a laugh......grade 9 is killing my sense of humour

Answer 1

Do you know how to drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool!

Answer 2

So a blond, a red head and burnett are all on a road trip, when their car breaks down. The closest telephone is 5 miles away and they have to walk to get there. The red head goes to the trunk and grabs a jug of water. When the others ask her why she replies, "We can use this in case we get thirsty." The burnett quickly catching on goes to the glove box and takes out a flashlight, "We can use this when it gets dark," she says. Meanwhile the blond removes the passenger side door. The other two look at her quite puzzled, and she says "And now we can roll down the window if it gets too hot!"

Answer 3

Brunette Meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
Then lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Answer 4

yo mamma so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try and cover her with sand.....

yo mamma so fat it takes 3 planes, 2 city busses and a 16 hour subway ride to get on her good side......

yo mamma so nasty that the national weather service gives names to all her farts..........

yo mamma so ugly that next year they are movin halloween to her birthday.......

Answer 5

i take no offense to this


there was an airplane full of blondes and one brunette the captin came on the loud speaker saying that every one had to drop all of there luggage out of the plane everyone did but their was still too much weight the captin came on the speaker again and said that for every one to survive they would take everything out of the plane but that meant every one had to hold on to the outside of the plane the captin came on for the last time saying that the weight was still too much and one person would have to jump off the brunette sighed and said she would jump and started this whole speech about how every one else deserved to live and when she finished all the blondes started to clap for her speech - problem solved

Answer 6

a blonde was in her car driving and when she came to a red light she looked to her left and saw a blond trying to canoe in the grass. the blond got angry and shouted,"you make all blondes look bad, if i could swim i would come over there and give you a piece if my mind"

Answer 7

yo mamma so fat that when she wear hi heel & walks she strikes oil

Answer 8

yo momma so stupid when someone yelled ho down she fell to the ground

Answer 9

im sure somebody out there knows some!

Answer 10

yo momma's so fat her car is made of spandex.