Are the Gates of Heaven made of Gold, or Iron - or does the FSM prefer spaghetti for his walls?

Question

Have you been touhed my His Noodly Appendage

Answer 1

You'd better quote some sources Jim... it would appear you have the infidels all confused :)

Answer 2

The Pearly gates, in Christianity, is an informal name for the gateway to Heaven, inspired by the description of the New Jerusalem in Revelation 21:21— And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; every several gate was of one pearl:

Answer 3

What does God call it? Preach love too you? Lets see what God says, to do with you.

You have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers.

An Atheist is a scoffer. The WORD of God, clearly tells you the filhty rags they are, and to stay away from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us, "You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Paslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Pslams 1:
godly wisdom here, declare the final outcome of the two "ways". The paths of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly ways.

God said it. End of Story. Jesus Himself said "Let the dead bury they're dead".

Use all the Internet and Dictionaries they want to and call themselves anything they wish. God "defined" what they are by His own words.

They can hang a dog tag* around they're neck in the pits if hell itself and separate each other by name categorically.

God's Word said it. By God's definition. There is NO opinion.

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

Answer 4

Gates of Heaven. That's a good question since Christ didn't exactly spend his time when he returned to earth answering such questions. He is the only person who ever came back to earth, that I have heard of. A few politicians and preachers might tell you different.

Answer 5

The book of revalation describes them as being giant pearls for the gates themselves. I believe that the jewels are an alegory to the majesty of THE KINGDOM and should not be taken literally.

Answer 6

Shenna Easton has Sugar Walls

Answer 7

Indeed I have! I believe the gates of heaven must be pasta of some sort. Nothing else is holy enough.

Answer 8

I'm pretty sure they are made of Pearls because they are always refered to as, "The Pearly Gates".

However I never understood where they got the pearls because oysters don't have souls....

Answer 9

The walls are made of bone china, and the floor is parmesan cheese--Parmigiano Reggiano, not that crappy Kraft stuff.

Answer 10

I'm still curious as to what an FSM is ...

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