This couple went out of state for a vacation. They came across a small town in middle-america. When they notice a small and narrow street named Market Ave. They strolled by and bought a few items, shoes, paintings, jewelry, exc exc. Then they came across this farmers fruit stand. The sign read "MAGIC FRUIT (fruit that doesnt taste like what it supposed to taste like)... So the woman said, "honey lets try it." "Ok" he replied. Man grabs a melon with a sign that reads "taste just like breast" He takes a bite and "Mmm, does taste like breast" "ok, let me try" women skeptically mumbles. She grabs a banana that has a sign that reads "taste just like d*ck" "Mmm, doesn taste like d*ck." "Ok, let me try one more" man says with enthusiasm. He then grabs a peach with a sign that reads "taste just like p*ssy." "This is gunna be good" he says. He takes a big bite and.. "EWWW this taste just like sh*t." man yells as he spits it out. Vendor replies... "Sir, i'm sorry but you have the Peach backwards
2006-07-31 06:57:35 · 8 answers · asked by dfksone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-31 07:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 man .Great joke man ,plz email me some of these jokes
2006-08-01 00:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Great one!
2006-07-31 14:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jinky Winky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...
2006-07-31 14:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-31 14:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA. I love it!
2006-07-31 14:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny!!...(^_^)
2006-07-31 18:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-07-31 13:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋