The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to Franzz before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in Franzz!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44 I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to!"
2006-07-31 06:45:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. How quickly history is forgotten! LOL.
2006-07-31 08:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-07-31 06:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will put a cap on your clapper!!!!!!!
2006-08-03 19:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO...good one indeed...:-))
2006-07-31 08:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋