Why not relocate Israel to another hot,dry,desolate,largely worthless, inhospital land ...TEXAS?

Question

They can move in next to Bush!!!

Answer 1

What???! And have them start bombing Mexico and Oklahoma?

Answer 2

Clearly you've never been here you f*cking idiot. Worthless? We are the 2nd largest state in the country in population and size with cities such as Dallas, Fort Worth, Arlington, Irving, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Amarillo, Lubbock, El Paso, etc. Desolate? We have forests covering the eastern half of the state and a huge logging industry. Dry? Parts, yes, but much is not drier than any other state. Hot? No doubt. Inhospital? You can't spell - it's inhospitable. But no. Until you ask someone if they "ride a horse to work" because you're an uncultured idiot, everyone is nice.

Bush is a problem.

Answer 3

Bush is not from Texas. He likes to pretend that he is but the Bush family is from up north, not Texas. As for Texas being hot, where have you been? The whole country is suffering through a heat wave. And of course Texas is dry and desolate. It's a part of a desert, but then again so is New Mexico, Arizona, and Nevada. But keep in mind that Texas residents do own the most registered guns in the country. So even if you think that Texas is worthless, they have the arsenal to prove they aren't.

Answer 4

Actually, Israel is not entirely hot, dry and worthless! God promised them that when their homeland was restored to them and that they would be gathered home, the land would respond. Look at how that nation has grown since it was "restored" and recognized by the UN as a nation-state in 1948! They have all sorts of fruit and grain growing there as well as cattle and various types of commerce. The only rugged terrain left in Israel is the Negev desert and the mountainous regions of the north. the rest is actually rather fertile because of God keeping His promises concerning the restoration of Israel. Though I've never been to Texas, I can't imagine any part of it being worthless. Good hearty cattle, plenty of oil and etc. make it a fine sounding place. I know a few folk from Texas and they're all a good bunch, so I've got nothing but love for it!

Answer 5

Hahaha!! That's a really good one. A pity that some of the people who answered have not even a inch of humor. C'mon, don't take everything that personal, it's only a joke. Besides, I really don't think that Jews have the right to be 'touchy' about ANY subject right now with all the war and stuff they are putting Libano into. If USA was sooo generous giving lands of other country why don't set an example and giving, let's see... Washington D.C. or another extraordinary meaningful place of their own?

Answer 6

Hey hey hey! Number one, Bush is not a Texan. He's from Conneticut, I believe. Number two, I admit Texas is largly full of rednecks, witless rubes,racists, and fundies, but at least Austin is open minded and a cool place to be. And three, last I checked, we were neither desolate or worthless. Come viset the hill country sometime.

Answer 7

Hot, yes. Dry, sometimes. Desolate, portions. Largely worthless, hardly. Inhospitable land, only to people like you. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS JACK ***!

Answer 8

Because Israel has a right to exist where it is.
Much more so than a bunch of barbarians that think murdering innocent people and children for a religious delusion is the right thing to do.

I find it amusing that Leftists, supposedly so anti-fascist and anti-religion, find it ok to support Islamofascists in the name of Allah.
The world is upside down.
Time to get a clue, folks.
There are people who want you dead, just because you don't swallow their brand of religious fanaticism.

Answer 9

texas isn't a worthless, inhosoital land. i think u need 2 sthu

most people that i live around hate bush & i'm from tx

Answer 10

Texas isn't exactly the Holy Land.

Answer 11

That's pretty insensitive. How about I punch you in the face a couples times a day for 100 years and then tell you to move.