smart for the 1st grade. My sister's in the 3rd and I'm smarter! The principal said he'd give the boy a test.
Principal: "What's 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
"What's6 x 6?"
"36."
Ms. Brooks, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?"
Harry, "Legs."
"What's in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Harry replied: "Pockets."
"What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"Pants."
What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide,
"Bubble gum."
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
"Shake hands."
"What word starts with ''F ,ends in 'K' & means a lot of heat and excitement?"
"Firetruck.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher! , "Put Harry
in the 5th-grade, I got the last 7 questions wrong!
2006-07-31 06:23:05 · 12 answers · asked by elge13 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2006-08-03 21:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 07:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one. Can you please also incorporate:
1. What is in front of Woman and back of Cow?
2. What is 9" long you use in morning from which white thing comes out?
2006-07-31 06:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
really good joke
2006-07-31 06:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very funny..good one :-))
2006-07-31 09:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very funny...thanks!! : )
2006-07-31 06:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, do u have more from the stuff?
2006-07-31 06:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by stroby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-07-31 06:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by ish216 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....that was really good.
2006-07-31 06:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I LIKED THAT ONE...
2006-07-31 06:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by dfksone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋