He already has championship breeder possums and a fine herd of them--about 5000 at last count. He has the building blueprints ready and the color scheme--plum and orange with cream trimming. He has the financing--$50 million from a guy who invested early in MicroSoft stock--and a top public relations firm to represent him.
ALL HE LACKS IS THE RIGHT NAME for a possum fast food chain.
And "EAT MO' POSSUM" is out. He says that doesn't reflect the quality food and recipes that he will be offering. (He's aiming to go upscale, you see--candles on the tables, violinists walking around the dining area, imported French breads, valet--parking and so forth.
WHAT"S YOUR SUGGESTION? HE NEEDS IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-31 06:21:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
ALREADY several interesting suggestions!! (And we are so sorry that one lady is having breathing problems!)
Some copyright issues we may be able to handle, others appear to be on target as it were.
And the breeder stock Possums will not go to the slaughter house EVER! --Not at $600 apiece. Nay-nay!! They are to be only for producing what we are calling the "Table Possums" which will be raised on only the finest selection of insects, hand-selected landfill garbage and assorted weeds (Our feed costs are very low, you see, which is part of my cousin's revenue-streams strategy! The accountants have it all worked out.)
We are up to 18 suggestions or suggetion-clusters by individuals at this writing.
More, please!!! MORE SUGGESTIONS!!
2006-07-31 11:41:16 · update #1
It should be called Possum Chateau. Classy right?? Is he looking for additional investors? I hope so!!!!
2006-07-31 06:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by hillbilly wife 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nuclear Possum Delight
2006-07-31 06:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by kelbel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question does require a small amount of brainstorming...Um,how about,Tail Curling Cuisine or Nocturnal Dinning or there's Possu Bistro.You could also try Hangin with my possum.What about Club5000,or would you have to drop a digit everytime you serve a possum?There's always the old stand-by,Playing Possum.The list is endless.
2006-07-31 06:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously "Pogo's" but the name will have to be licensed from the Walt Kelley estate.
But why a fast food place? Good roasted possum, in a green pepper, wild morel and oporto sauce (accompanied by a good
Australian shiraz) calls for sit-down and tablecloths.
2006-07-31 06:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Hank 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possumly The Tastiest Bush Tucker Ever !
2006-07-31 06:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by any 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
White Castle
2006-07-31 06:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. interesting.
The Beverly Hillbillies Kitchen,
The Beverly Cafateria,
Redneck Cuisine & Country Fries,
Clampert Dining Hall,
Granny's Dining Experience,
oh wait granny was the cook and she wasn't a clampert she was a moses.....
Moses's Dining Experience
Granny Moses' Dining Hall,
Hillbillly Country Pie...........
I could go on
Consult me if you need help on the menu.
2006-07-31 06:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by rainsparrow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rally's/Checkers is the terrific i think of. They have been rated incredibly in meat high quality and that they style good. The banana milk shakes are good too yet thats definetly no longer a hamburger.
2016-11-03 09:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "I'm the Cousin of a Loser Communist that can't Afford to Take his Family to Baseball Games"
2006-07-31 12:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
McVarmants
2006-07-31 06:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kobie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋