Try this; here is a stress management technique (it works)?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

The only difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or freaking tell it!

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

The funny thing is that it works.
  
1. Picture yourself near a stream.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

8. See. You're smiling already.

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Answer 1

Wow, that was really cool, i actually did it cuz ive been under a lot of stress lately and ya, i was actually peaceful for awile haha, thanks alot! the only part i dont get is part 7.....why am i holding sumone underwater.....i dont get that part.....but other then that...its really cool! thanks a bazzilion!

Answer 2

The formula is (41*100)/300 The reason is 1% of 300 is 300/100. You want to know how many '1%s' are in 41, so you divide 41 by 300/100.

Answer 3

It is amazing how it works. I was stressed today, but when I tried your stress management technique I felt much better. Thank you, I hope you use it to have a good day.

Answer 4

i'll remember that when i'm having a bad day

Answer 5

Either this'll drown me or put me to sleep! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Answer 6

That was great!! Thanks...I'll try it later. :)

Answer 7

oooooh k yeah i am:)

Answer 8

Thanks Willy....it really did make me smile!! : )

Answer 9

thanks.

Answer 10

thanks! :)