My revised list of what makes a woman beautiful?

Question

Okay, based on many responses to my last list and question. She swigs beer from a can or bottle. Wipes mouth on sleeve. Gets stoned at every gathering. Wears only black. Has everything pierced. Laughs like a hyena. Farts and thinks it's funny. Swears like biker. May be a biker. Doesn't own a dress. May not own panties or bras. Can't remember the names of all her lovers. May not be able to remember if she had this lover before. Shouts, doesn't just talk. Talks freely about her best bj's. And all the while she thinks she is really hot. So now do you agree with my list?

For those of you who missed my first list, which was serious, this list is a sarcastic response to some of the responses I got.

Thanks, SassySassa, you hit the bullseye perfectly and expressed my point better than I did. There's an awful lot of defensiveness out there.

Answer 1

You're hilarious. I like how you said that, though.
You definitely have a point. Most people look to the outer, not the inner beauty of a person. You see just the opposite. I like how you completely turned around what you believe and threw it in the faces of the critics from your last question. They were kind of mean. This is what I found:

i think you have too many criteria and are a stuck-up a s s hole

take your medication

Holy crap! I bet women are knocking down your door! God help the poor girl who gets involved with you and your overbearing power-trip, your ridiculous rules (Never drink from a can????? What???? - she can never ever ever stop for gas and pick up a Diet Coke? or a bottle of water?) and etiquette stupidity is insane. Might I suggest prostitutes for the rest of your life? That way, you can make sure they don't sweat, wear jeans, walk just right, and you can apply their makeup for them - only in pastels of course, is exactly the right weight, and can quote whatever poet or talkshow host of your choosing.
(This one blew my mind)

You forgot to mention barefoot and pregnant.

There were more, but I didn't feel like pasting them all on here. My guess is that they were thinking you expected a woman to be perfect, but I think you were just outlining several qualities you think make a woman beautiful, classy. It seems like you were trying to convey the point that you like a woman to be respectful and respectable...you're attracted to a woman because of her personality and not because she dresses like a $2 hooker. People have the tendency to look way too much into stuff. Where you were trying to express different things you like about women, people perceived it as you were looking for a woman to be perfect in everyway. And as for the can and bottle thing...I may be wrong, but my guess is that you were talking about alcohol, not banning women from buying a soda at the corner store. Anyway, good luck to you. I hope other people see these good qualities in women too. Maybe we should pull a Shallow Hal on everyone. Then maybe they'll see what you were talking about. LOL!

Answer 2

Because they're in general blanketed with burkas and matters like that so men and women do not get to look something rather then their eyes. Plus so much of them within the subject you are speaking approximately are Islamic to start with and Islam could be very strict approximately females's sexuality, so no longer a lot awareness is paid. Think approximately it this manner: You have an EXTREMELY wonderful lady in a prime university and every person concurs that she's more often than not the freshest lady within the university. However, her dad is strict as hell and continues her locked up tight among the hours that she will get residence from university and she or he is going again within the morning. After awhile, the entire men within the university will lose curiosity in her regardless of how sizzling she is. It's simply no longer valued at the time attempting. I believe that is how the arena feels approximately Middle Eastern females.

Answer 3

LOL. I have no problem with women drinking beer, I do so myself, yet I'm still very much a lady. I just like beer, especially if it's German. I don't like to get drunk though. I don't keep a list of former love affairs anymore. I would have to think for awhile to name them all...I put that life behind me years ago. I don't like to pass gas in front of other people. I prefer not to wear a bra or panties, except in public. I have skirts but not dresses. I'd like to get my eyebrow pierced, and maybe get a tattoo with the initials of a good friend who was killed in a car accident in it, but I don't think I ever will.
I swear, but usually only when I'm angry. Otherwise, I watch my language, especially in public.
Do you think I'm still a lady? My husband does.

Answer 4

Hm..interesting how none of those really seem to deal with who she is... only things she does/owns. What about if she enjoys mountain climbing? Or perhaps the way her hair falls over her shoulders like water, or the way she smiles shyly when you catch her eye. The music of her laughter.

Personally I wouldn't qualify for anything you've listed. At all. So.. I guess I wouldn't be beautiful to you now would I? =P

Answer 5

this is a Q or a comment??
why do you guys can do all that and nobody is very heart of that, but for a girl is not OK?
well truly all that is not OK for nobody
but this kind of people girls or boys are not the majority [i hope]
and there must be some better societies you can find real nice persons
good lock

Answer 6

Your duly noted "revision" only serves to cement your crippled sensibility.

Good luck in finding your dream.

Answer 7

This isn't a question; however, it is an amusing description of what makes your woman beautiful.

Answer 8

i agree with about 10, maybe 15% of those answers.

Answer 9

Well obviously not at all. I don't know what kind of response you were expecting lmao

Answer 10

sounds like the perfect girl